CMCoE // Unofficial satire. Serious preservation.

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Permanent Contract File

The jokes may be absurd. The records must be accurate.

2026-07-17 // day precision

FY27 budget tied to organizational T-count

Dan Cary

Original source text

Budget satire over an office photograph: Your unit's FY27 budget will be tied to its cumulative T-count (testosterone). Submit certified lab results in POM package. Low-T organizations will remain under a Continuing Resolution.
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Original source (access may be restricted)

Editorial interpretation

Acquisition-culture satire. Date and attribution follow the previously reviewed CMCoE catalog; the date has not been reverified against Facebook. One preserved image; comment discussion was not collected. The original caption was not preserved. The retained source is a photo link; a canonical post link was not established.

Topics: budget process, POM, continuing resolution, testosterone satire