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2021-07-20 // day precision

Two weeks of OCS and war planning

Posted by Dan Cary

Original source text

This will probably only hit for a few. Don’t get me wrong I ❤️ OCS. But… I’ll keep looking for the right words and template.
An exhausted Squidward holds a paper beneath “WHEN YOU SPEND 2 WEEKS TALKING ABOUT OCS AND WAR PLANNING FOR CONTRACTING.”
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Comment attachment by Dan Cary: A stylized film scene of a man tied to a sailboat mast beneath I’M A SAILOR.
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Editorial interpretation

An exhausted Squidward captures the strain of OCS and war-planning discussion. Comments refer to JP 4-10, JRRB, PowerPoint and Team JFMCC; Dan says he may still be jet-lagged. A sailor image continues the thread. These are historical member accounts and jokes, not verified training records. SOURCE DISCUSSION — transcribed original comments 2021-07-20 — Cameron Dungey: Inputs from other sections. [Reaction GIF not preserved as animation.] 2021-07-20 — Rob Campbell: This is only day 1. Lol [Facebook marked this comment Edited; earlier versions unavailable.] 2021-07-21 — Shannen Duffy: Feel this one🤣 2021-07-21 — Michael McDowell Jr.: LOL 2021-07-21 — Kelly RC: Let's use this here powerpoint, and try and explain this shit to ourselves 2021-07-21 — Dan Cary — reply in Rob Campbell’s thread: Rob Campbell tell me about it. I think I’m still jet-lagged, I’ll be better later in the week. 2021-07-21 — Forrest B Lipe: Maybe a meme of no one wanting something and just one word JRRB 2021-07-21 — Rob Campbell — reply in Rob Campbell’s thread: Actual picture of Dan two days into being on Team JFMCC… [Reaction GIF not preserved as animation.] 2021-07-21 — Dan Cary — reply in Rob Campbell’s thread: Rob Campbell not quite yet, but I’m getting there [Associated comment image is displayed above.] 2021-07-21 — Michael McDowell Jr.: Reading the JP 4-10 like…. [Reaction GIF not preserved as animation.] [Facebook marked this comment Edited; earlier versions unavailable.] Coverage: Ten of ten displayed comments captured, with one reply image; three reaction GIF animations not retained. Thread grouping follows source thread-root links; unknown immediate reply parents are not inferred. Dates preserve the displayed day, with timezone unknown. The heading, alt text and opening historical explanation are AI-assisted editorial interpretation. The original caption, preserved image renditions and transcribed discussion are source material. Public images are metadata-stripped display derivatives of Facebook-served files; the original upload files and edit history were not established.

Topics: Early Years, July 2021, Operational contract support, Training, Interservice humor