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2021-07-06 // day precision

As many contract modifications as Fast & Furious movies

Posted by Dan Cary

Original source text

Vin Diesel image: “When you have as many mods as there are Fast & Furious movies,” followed by “I live my life a quarter mile at a time.”
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A Fast & Furious reaction image compares a long series of contract modifications with the film franchise’s many installments. The car-world meaning of modifications adds a second layer to the contracting joke. SOURCE DISCUSSION — transcribed original comments 2021-07-06 — Morgan Thulin: [Reaction-only comment; animation not preserved.] [Reaction GIF not preserved as animation.] 2021-07-06 — Theodore Church-Reeves: [Reaction-only comment; animation not preserved.] [Reaction GIF not preserved as animation.] Coverage: Both displayed comments were reaction-only; author/date/source IDs retained. Tenor provider labels are not treated as authored text. Animation bytes were not preserved. Thread grouping follows source thread-root links; unknown immediate reply parents are not inferred. Dates preserve the displayed day, with timezone unknown. The heading, alt text and opening historical explanation are AI-assisted editorial interpretation. The original caption, preserved image renditions and transcribed discussion are source material. Public images are metadata-stripped display derivatives of Facebook-served files; the original upload files and edit history were not established.

Topics: Early Years, July 2021, contract-modifications, movie-memes, early-years