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2021-06-17 // day precision

Lying awake wondering where DoDAACs come from

Posted by Dan Cary

Original source text

A woman assumes her partner is thinking about other women; he wonders where DoDAACs come from and jokes that God assigned them on the eighth day.
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Editorial interpretation

An anxious-couple meme replaces romantic suspicion with late-night questions about the origin and authority of DoDAAC assignments. A member connects the joke to Dan’s late-night mememaking. SOURCE DISCUSSION — transcribed original comments 2021-06-18 — Joe Freeland: This is definitely Dan Cary in the middle of the night. Coverage: 1 displayed and 1 visible comment retained. Thread grouping follows source thread-root links; unknown immediate reply parents are not inferred. Dates preserve the displayed day, with timezone unknown. The heading, alt text and opening historical explanation are AI-assisted editorial interpretation. The original caption, preserved image renditions and transcribed discussion are source material. Public images are metadata-stripped display derivatives of Facebook-served files; the original upload files and edit history were not established.

Topics: Early Years, June 2021, DoDAAC, contracting systems, workplace humor