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2021-06-30 // day precision

A bank-account excuse for contract-steering bribes

Posted by Dan Cary

Original source text

A performer gives a bank-account excuse beneath text about being caught taking bribes to steer contracts.
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Editorial interpretation

The same bank-account excuse template is redirected from purchase reconciliation to bribery. The absurd excuse satirizes wrongdoing; no actual participant or procurement is identified. SOURCE DISCUSSION — transcribed original comments No comments were visible at the October 14, 2026 review. Coverage: Facebook showed No comments yet at review. Thread grouping follows source thread-root links; unknown immediate reply parents are not inferred. Dates preserve the displayed day, with timezone unknown. The heading, alt text and opening historical explanation are AI-assisted editorial interpretation. The original caption, preserved image renditions and transcribed discussion are source material. Public images are metadata-stripped display derivatives of Facebook-served files; the original upload files and edit history were not established.

Topics: Early Years, June 2021, ethics, bribery satire, contract steering