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2021-07-15 // day precision

Think, George: independence and the acquisition force

Posted by Dan Cary

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Historical portraits over an Invincible cartoon: “Think, George, think!” asks why independence cannot support armies and build an acquisition force.
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Comment attachment by Chris Fisher: Caesar-themed Invincible meme tells Vercingetorix to think about a second wall, superior supplies, and waiting for surrender.
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An Invincible-template historical parody links American independence and supporting armies to an acquisition workforce. Replies discuss constitutional authority and add a Caesar/Vercingetorix logistics parody. The archive preserves these as community humor and discussion, not verified quotations or legal analysis. SOURCE DISCUSSION — transcribed original comments 2021-07-15 — Timothy Wilhelm: This is absolutely solid and shows that you are a true patriot! 2021-07-15 — Dan Cary — reply in Timothy Wilhelm’s thread: Timothy Wilhelm I really think it’s unappreciated at the moment. No one appreciates how we derive our contracting authority from the constitution. 2021-07-15 — Timothy Wilhelm — reply in Timothy Wilhelm’s thread: Dan Cary do they even care about Article 1 and 2? 2021-07-15 — Chris Fisher — reply in Timothy Wilhelm’s thread: Timothy Wilhelm [Associated comment image is displayed above.] 2021-07-15 — Dan Cary — reply in Timothy Wilhelm’s thread: Chris Fisher bravo! Coverage: Five displayed comments/replies and one attached historical-parody meme captured. Thread grouping follows source thread-root links; unknown immediate reply parents are not inferred. Dates preserve the displayed day, with timezone unknown. The heading, alt text and opening historical explanation are AI-assisted editorial interpretation. The original caption, preserved image renditions and transcribed discussion are source material. Public images are metadata-stripped display derivatives of Facebook-served files; the original upload files and edit history were not established.

Topics: Early Years, July 2021, contracting-authority, history-parody, early-years