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2021-07-20 // day precision

Unlimited warrant meets a SAT buy

Posted by Dan Cary

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A height-contrast source photograph with a tall man labeled UNLIMITED WARRANT and a shorter woman labeled SAT BUY.
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A height-contrast photograph labels the larger figure UNLIMITED WARRANT and the smaller figure SAT BUY, exaggerating the mismatch between broad authority and a modest purchase. The caption consists of three emoji. SOURCE DISCUSSION — transcribed original comments No comments were visible at the October 15, 2026 review. Coverage: Facebook explicitly displayed No comments yet. Thread grouping follows source thread-root links; unknown immediate reply parents are not inferred. Dates preserve the displayed day, with timezone unknown. The heading, alt text and opening historical explanation are AI-assisted editorial interpretation. The original caption, preserved image renditions and transcribed discussion are source material. Public images are metadata-stripped display derivatives of Facebook-served files; the original upload files and edit history were not established.

Topics: Early Years, July 2021, Warrants, Simplified acquisition