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2021-06-29 // day precision

Imagining SpongeBob as a contracting officer

Posted by Dan Cary

Original source text

As one of my favorite COs used to say, “come take a walk with me.”
Multi-panel joke about imagining SpongeBob as a contracting officer, staying up to create the meme, and hoping for thirty reactions; ordinary SpongeBob represents a specialist and muscular SpongeBob a contracting officer.
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The caption remembers a contracting officer’s invitation to take a walk. The currently displayed multi-panel image jokes about staying up to make a SpongeBob contracting-officer meme and hoping for reactions. The archive preserves this observed caption/image pairing without assuming that the media has never changed. SOURCE DISCUSSION — transcribed original comments 2021-06-29 — Alex Ponusky: [Reaction-only comment; animation not preserved.] [Reaction GIF not preserved as animation.] Coverage: One Tenor reaction-comment record retained; animation bytes not preserved. Thread grouping follows source thread-root links; unknown immediate reply parents are not inferred. Dates preserve the displayed day, with timezone unknown. The heading, alt text and opening historical explanation are AI-assisted editorial interpretation. The original caption, preserved image renditions and transcribed discussion are source material. Public images are metadata-stripped display derivatives of Facebook-served files; the original upload files and edit history were not established.

Topics: Early Years, June 2021, SpongeBob, contracting officers, contracting specialists, mememaking, mentoring