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2021-06-22 // day precision

Coins, the chaplain’s pizza, and no thanks at all

Posted by Dan Cary

Original source text

A little extra credit for the memers
Four-panel recognition meme: Construction Flight celebrates, Services only got three coins, Commodities only got the chaplain’s pizza, and Plans and Programs asks You guys are getting thanked?
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A four-panel expansion compares Construction Flight’s celebration, Services’ coins, Commodities’ chaplain-provided pizza, and Plans and Programs receiving no thanks. Members dispute which teams get recognition. This is an early observed pizza-and-invisible-labor reference, not a proven origin of the later tradition. SOURCE DISCUSSION — transcribed original comments 2021-06-22 — Kris Tolar: Commodities at 2Cons got a middle finger and a swift kick in the ass 99.9% of the time 2021-06-22 — Dan Cary — reply in Kris Tolar’s thread: Kris Tolar some memes are too real 2021-06-22 — Katie McConnell: Where do services get coined?!? 🤣 2021-06-22 — Dan Cary — reply in Katie McConnell’s thread: Katie McConnell #salty 2021-06-22 — Katie McConnell — reply in Katie McConnell’s thread: Dan Cary [Reaction GIF not preserved as animation.] 2021-06-22 — Dan Cary — reply in Katie McConnell’s thread: Everyone knows the best contracting bodies work in services. #facts 2021-06-22 — Shannen Duffy: The chaplains pizza🤣🤣🤣🤣 2021-06-22 — Alex Ponusky: It's the exact opposite here; P&P getting all the accolades for setting up a training schedule, that the specialists still have to teach 🤣 I've been here 5+ years on the R&D team, and have received a group email thanking us...once... 2021-06-22 — Dan Cary — reply in Alex Ponusky’s thread: Alex Ponusky thank you for your service! Coverage: 9 unique visible comments retained after expanding replies in both Newest and All comments. Facebook displayed 10; one comment remains unexposed. One GIPHY reaction is not preserved as animation. Thread grouping follows source thread-root links; unknown immediate reply parents are not inferred. Dates preserve the displayed day, with timezone unknown. The heading, alt text and opening historical explanation are AI-assisted editorial interpretation. The original caption, preserved image renditions and transcribed discussion are source material. Public images are metadata-stripped display derivatives of Facebook-served files; the original upload files and edit history were not established.

Topics: Early Years, June 2021, EOFY, pizza party, recognition, construction, services, commodities