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2021-07-30 // day precision

A warrant promises freedom until policy review

Posted by Dan Cary

Original source text

Shots fired at Policy. Policy be like, β€œWhat did we do?!?!” Gotta admit, we have one of the best policy teams out here! πŸ˜‰
Three faces show despair doing what the CO wants as a CS, optimism getting a warrant, then despair doing what policy wants as a CO.
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The three-panel mood shift moves from following a CO as a specialist to earning a warrant and then following policy as a CO. Dan explicitly tempers the roast by praising his policy team, illustrating affectionate institutional criticism. SOURCE DISCUSSION β€” transcribed original comments No comments were visible at the October 15, 2026 review. Coverage: Captured count matches displayed count at selected review; hidden/deleted comments remain unknown. Thread grouping follows source thread-root links; unknown immediate reply parents are not inferred. Dates preserve the displayed day, with timezone unknown. The heading, alt text and opening historical explanation are AI-assisted editorial interpretation. The original caption, preserved image renditions and transcribed discussion are source material. Public images are metadata-stripped display derivatives of Facebook-served files; the original upload files and edit history were not established.

Topics: Early Years, July 2021, Warrants, Policy review, Workforce culture