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2021-06-30 // day precision

Explaining a one-week award above the SAT

Posted by Dan Cary

Original source text

Policy asks how a contract above the SAT was awarded in a week; the contingency contracting officer’s response is that everyone must get cool about a bunch of stuff quickly.
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A contingency contracting officer answers a policy question about an unusually fast award with a stand-up-comedy evasion. It plays on the tension between urgent execution and explaining the file afterward. SOURCE DISCUSSION — transcribed original comments No comments were visible at the October 14, 2026 review. Coverage: Facebook showed No comments yet at review. Thread grouping follows source thread-root links; unknown immediate reply parents are not inferred. Dates preserve the displayed day, with timezone unknown. The heading, alt text and opening historical explanation are AI-assisted editorial interpretation. The original caption, preserved image renditions and transcribed discussion are source material. Public images are metadata-stripped display derivatives of Facebook-served files; the original upload files and edit history were not established.

Topics: Early Years, June 2021, CCO, contingency contracting, acquisition speed, policy review, SAT