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2021-07-14 // day precision

Mr. Krabs meets EOFY furniture purchases

Posted by Dan Cary

Original source text

Mr. Krabs surrounded by burning banknotes: “My face when mission partners try to buy EOFY furniture.”
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Editorial interpretation

Mr. Krabs reacts to burning money as a contracting professional confronting EOFY furniture purchases. The target is perceived year-end spending pressure; no particular purchase is documented. SOURCE DISCUSSION — transcribed original comments No comments were visible at the October 15, 2026 review. Coverage: No comments yet was visible at review. Thread grouping follows source thread-root links; unknown immediate reply parents are not inferred. Dates preserve the displayed day, with timezone unknown. The heading, alt text and opening historical explanation are AI-assisted editorial interpretation. The original caption, preserved image renditions and transcribed discussion are source material. Public images are metadata-stripped display derivatives of Facebook-served files; the original upload files and edit history were not established.

Topics: Early Years, July 2021, EOFY, furniture, requirements, early-years