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2021-07-26 // day precision

Creating a JRRB and delaying the requirements

Posted by Dan Cary

Original source text

Rob Campbell how about this.
Cyclist sabotages himself: a JTF stands up, creates a JRRB because JP 4-10 mentions it, and requirements take an extra week for approval.
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Comment attachment by Eric Burton: Captain Phillips meme says Look at me, I am the JRRB now.
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The bicycle-stick meme blames a self-imposed review board for added delay. Replies dispute whether a week is enough and contribute a CCO-as-review-board meme. These are satirical reactions, not verified processing-time statistics. SOURCE DISCUSSION — transcribed original comments 2021-07-26 — Rob Campbell: “Promote ahead of peers” 2021-07-26 — Jonathan Berry: Extra week? We all wish... 2021-07-26 — Eric Burton: When an alpha CCO arrives at the deployed location [Associated comment image is displayed above.] 2021-07-26 — Shannen Duffy: LOL 2021-07-27 — Hamilton Jackson — reply in Eric Burton’s thread: Eric Burton 😂😂😂 2021-07-30 — Tianna Seaman: You need a contracting acronym meme…. Coverage: Captured count matches displayed count at selected review; hidden/deleted comments remain unknown. Thread grouping follows source thread-root links; unknown immediate reply parents are not inferred. Dates preserve the displayed day, with timezone unknown. The heading, alt text and opening historical explanation are AI-assisted editorial interpretation. The original caption, preserved image renditions and transcribed discussion are source material. Public images are metadata-stripped display derivatives of Facebook-served files; the original upload files and edit history were not established.

Topics: Early Years, July 2021, Expeditionary contracting, Requirements, Bureaucracy